Yeast infection, anyone?

I think God has now told me that I need to spend more time lounging around nude, and that my vagtab-drip-catching pantiliners should be changed every time a spot of damp gets on them.
I swear I've now developed a nasty external yeast infection (well, who knows what's going on inside - hard to tell with the vagtab action). I thought one spot was getting itchy and irritated a few days back, but put it down to the usual pantiliner-adhesive-munching-on-pubic-hair action. Then as things were feeling worse yesterday, I had a look down there with a mirror, and ouch are things red and angry-looking, more on one side than the other. Big red blotchy area, with tiny satellite lesions around it. I'm pretty sure this is classic yeast infection stuff, not that I'm a dermatologist.
Luckily I booked a family doc appointment tomorrow for referral to the family OB team (in the name of optimism) and so that I can schedule the 11-13wk and 18-20wk ultrasounds on decent days in case we're lucky enough to get that far. Guess I'll be dropping my pants for some resident, unless I can convince them that my usual doctor who's supervising them that day is really the one who should be taking a peak.
Afterwards, I'll be off to buy Walmart out of its pantiliners and canesten. Lovely. Now I'll not only be oozing hormones, but antifungal medications too.
Hope I haven't grossed anyone out too much!